Post by jillyson on Dec 25, 2009 22:08:11 GMT -5
Too funny, Jo!
Here's a little Christmas poem I ripped off as a little Holiday treat...
A Sealgaire Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas
For Heather and Niall
As they crept from the party
each with a huge smile
"Do you think we'll be missed?"
giggled Heather with glee.
"Who cares?" laughed Niall
as she sat on his knee.
They shared a quick kiss
then got straight to work.
Heather made cookies
Niall set coffee to perk.
Heather hung stockings by the chimney with care,
as Niall shook packages
wondering what was in there.
When all was made ready,
they pulled up a chair,
in hopes that St. Nicholas
soon would be there.
They looked at each other
with hours to go
before Santa arrived.
Then they spied mistletoe...
"Did you hang this here?"
Heather reached up to right it,
as Niall shook his head 'No'
and said "Lassie, why fight it?"
So they kissed underneath
and didn't notice a sound,
'til a deep hearty chuckle
brought them around!
"It's Santa!" yelled Heather,
her eyes wide with wonder.
Rushing in for a hug,
Santa's spell she was under!
Niall got a hug too,
then offered Santa a cookie.
Santa ate, then said
"Nice job with the nookie!"
Niall thought he heard wrong,
thinking 'how could this be?'
Then Santa got up and set
fire to their tree!
Niall got Heather to safety
as the fire was put out,
then sent her to shower, and
found Santa watching, the Lout!
Niall shooed him away
threatening bodily harm,then jumped to alert
at the fire alarm!
They rushed out to find
a new fire had started!
Santa blew up the fireplace
before he had parted!
Once the flames had died down
they found, cute as can be,
a small bear for Heather.
She screamed, "Are you kidding me???"
"He tried to kill us two times
then all we get is a bear?
And I even made cookies!"
Niall tried to calm her, "There, there..."
"The bum is gone now,
we're both safe and sound,
and look on the bright side,
there's no one around..."
So they cleaned up the mess,
then got back to kissing.
But soon started thinking
of the party they were missing.
Reluctantly leaving
the sofa behind them...
Ahem...Hey, you two!
Um, I better remind them...
Heading back to the party
they...Hey! Turn on the light!
Oh well...Merry Christmas to all,
and to all a good night!
Merry Christmas, everyone! Love, Jilly
Here's a little Christmas poem I ripped off as a little Holiday treat...
A Sealgaire Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas
For Heather and Niall
As they crept from the party
each with a huge smile
"Do you think we'll be missed?"
giggled Heather with glee.
"Who cares?" laughed Niall
as she sat on his knee.
They shared a quick kiss
then got straight to work.
Heather made cookies
Niall set coffee to perk.
Heather hung stockings by the chimney with care,
as Niall shook packages
wondering what was in there.
When all was made ready,
they pulled up a chair,
in hopes that St. Nicholas
soon would be there.
They looked at each other
with hours to go
before Santa arrived.
Then they spied mistletoe...
"Did you hang this here?"
Heather reached up to right it,
as Niall shook his head 'No'
and said "Lassie, why fight it?"
So they kissed underneath
and didn't notice a sound,
'til a deep hearty chuckle
brought them around!
"It's Santa!" yelled Heather,
her eyes wide with wonder.
Rushing in for a hug,
Santa's spell she was under!
Niall got a hug too,
then offered Santa a cookie.
Santa ate, then said
"Nice job with the nookie!"
Niall thought he heard wrong,
thinking 'how could this be?'
Then Santa got up and set
fire to their tree!
Niall got Heather to safety
as the fire was put out,
then sent her to shower, and
found Santa watching, the Lout!
Niall shooed him away
threatening bodily harm,then jumped to alert
at the fire alarm!
They rushed out to find
a new fire had started!
Santa blew up the fireplace
before he had parted!
Once the flames had died down
they found, cute as can be,
a small bear for Heather.
She screamed, "Are you kidding me???"
"He tried to kill us two times
then all we get is a bear?
And I even made cookies!"
Niall tried to calm her, "There, there..."
"The bum is gone now,
we're both safe and sound,
and look on the bright side,
there's no one around..."
So they cleaned up the mess,
then got back to kissing.
But soon started thinking
of the party they were missing.
Reluctantly leaving
the sofa behind them...
Ahem...Hey, you two!
Um, I better remind them...
Heading back to the party
they...Hey! Turn on the light!
Oh well...Merry Christmas to all,
and to all a good night!
Merry Christmas, everyone! Love, Jilly
AW!......Jill, that was amazing I loved it,(I did not know Santa did that?
